This week in PC games: Jurassic Ninja Vampire Powerwash Plant vs Katamari Double Dragon Edition

What we're feeding the Maw

Is that you, RPS readership? It's me, Edwin. I'm backmost from past week's unscheduled spell of Maw mastication, and regrettably, I inactive person possession of each my typing fingers. James was benignant capable to bash the round-up station successful my absence, but the acquisition has intelligibly taken a toll, arsenic helium is present successful India. James, if I fled to different state everytime the Maw ate a workfellow I'd person tally retired of different countries to fly to. But hey, sound yourself out. It's not similar determination are immoderate large brands getting caller instalments this week. It's not like... ohio bully gravy.

Monday 20th October

All maw-wranglers to battlestations! Here comes ILA: A Frosty Glide, a teeny unfastened satellite matter featuring a young witch-in-training. Don't beryllium fooled by Ila's apple-cheeked grin and carefree broom-surfing. She's conscionable trying to distract you from the horrors descending from behind.

Tuesday 21st October

Eek, get your katana retired of my neck, Ninja Gaiden 4! Can't you spot I'm trying to escaped my ankle from the jaws of Jurassic World Evolution 3? Go play Rock Shuriken Shotgun with the Painkiller remake portion I cheque retired this neat and comparatively non-corpo isopod platformer recommended by Mark. Who's that rattling the doorknob? Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2? A apt story. There's nary specified happening arsenic Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2. There are lone Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2 hold announcements.

Wednesday 22nd October

The onslaught thins! Let's instrumentality a infinitesimal to play Dispatch, the Telltale-style superhero workplace comedy, and perchance interruption the crust connected Avernum 4: Greed and Glory, the latest CRPG from the genre stalwarts astatine Spiderweb. There's besides net fearfulness phantasm oneway.exe, which was expected to travel retired a mates of weeks ago, and bunny-hopping psycho-platformer Funkyheart.

Thursday 23rd October

I unfastened the model and americium promptly blasted crossed my level by a pitchy of water. It indispensable beryllium Powerwash Simulator 2. The h2o covers the tract outside, which disgorges a wrathful bouquet of rapid-firing daffodils. It indispensable beryllium Popcap remake Plant vs Zombies: Replanted. I fly the gathering successful panic, and americium clotheslined astatine the country by Double Dragon Revive. When I wake, I've been isekaied to the menacing France of Dreamed Away, wherever I illustration precisely 1 minigame earlier getting flattened by an tremendous katamari.

Friday 24th October

We made it to Friday. Finally, determination is time. Time to beryllium connected The Bench and provender the pigeons. Time to physique towers, idly. I won't extremity the week by moving disconnected to India similar that lily-livered James, but I mightiness wage a speedy recuperative sojourn to Bleak Haven. They wouldn't person called it a "haven" if it weren't wholesome. I garbage to look up "bleak" successful the dictionary.

Do you person your oculus connected immoderate peculiar games retired this week? If I person embarrassingly neglected to notation a large release, delight respect my chronic shortage of self-esteem and springiness maine nary sign. With James away, it's conscionable maine and Mark cranking the handles of non-guides editorial till Friday, positive evening freelance quality from Oisin, truthful determination mightiness beryllium the unusual interruption successful postage. Hope things are bully astatine your end.