Thanks for injecting me with 500 cursed Black Knight Ultra Greatswords

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Years agone I was mislaid successful the Shaded Woods, a foggy wood afloat of moaning trees. I didn't person capable wellness to combat the invisible backstabbing execution ghosts, and each clip I ran distant from the spooky dependable of their footsteps, I got mislaid successful the fog each implicit again.

That's erstwhile a hacker invaded and injected maine with hundreds of cursed swords, corrupting my prevention record and dooming Dark Souls 2 to clang implicit and over.

It was heavy magic, much almighty than immoderate crippled strategy oregon lore, overwhelming the codification itself. To uncurse myself, I'd person to clasp the acheronian and download cheat tools too.

And present I've tracked down my hacker, to convey him.

A presumption    of Majula's rocky, sunset coastline successful  Dark Souls 2, showing the operation    connected  the cliffedge. Image credit: Rock Paper Shotgun / Bandai Namco

Dark Souls 2 has a analyzable reputation.

It's ambitious and prophetic. "Many experiments bash not cookware out," says Aevee Bee, a writer connected Neon White, "but you don't get to Elden Ring without it." Austin Walker, big of Friends At The Table, agrees: "It anticipates truthful overmuch of what follows."

It's disappointing. "They bailed precocious connected a acheronian mechanic that would person been truly bold," says Bennett Foddy of Getting Over It With Bennett Foddy and Baby Steps. "My conjecture is it got nixed for being ‘annoying.' Games request to beryllium much annoying."

Yet we emotion it anyway. "It's inactive the champion soulslike astatine retaining the *feeling* of playing Dark Souls 1 for the archetypal time," says the manager of Celeste, Maddy Thorson, implying that Dark Souls 1 is the champion one. Artist and writer Oma Keeling concurs: "It's my favourite, exemplified by the hub area, a spread successful the crushed adjacent to the hut with the talking cat. It's a fairytale."

So erstwhile I got hacked, I conscionable thought Dark Souls 2 was being quirky and unique.

A foggy woodland successful  Dark Souls 2. The subordinate    quality  is successful  the process   of being invaded by different  player, arsenic  revealed by a caption. Image credit: Rock Paper Shotgun / Bandai Namco

The archetypal popup connection was routine: different subordinate was invading my game.

Fortunately I was harmless successful this foggy wood afloat of backstabbing ghosts. Besides, what was the invader going to do, stab me? Get successful line.

The 2nd popup connection changed my life: I had conscionable received 500 Enchanted Black Knight Ultra Greatsword +14's.

Wow, Dark Souls 2 truly is the champion one! Maybe the ghosts sent maine this generous acquisition retired of pity?... No, astatine the clip I didn't fishy the invader was a hacker injecting maine with hacked swords.

I didn't fishy a happening until helium made maine explode. That's not a metaphor. My hacker virtually bathed maine successful a fullscreen inferno of acerb hellfire. I couldn't adjacent spot my pathetic corpse done each the poison, lightning, piss, and blood.

"You died," said Dark Souls 2.

A subordinate    quality  getting killed successful  a hale of piss and hellfire, from Dark Souls 2. Image credit: Rock Paper Shotgun / Bandai Namco

I woke up astatine a bonfire extracurricular the forest. My hacker was gone and the nightmare was over. I conscionable hoped the acerb hadn't melted my marque caller ultra greatswords.

But erstwhile I opened my inventory screen, the crippled crashed.

Ah Dark Souls 2, you rascal. Bold ambitious prophetic quirky lovable games tin sometimes beryllium a spot buggy and unstable, nary large deal. I rebooted the game.

But erstwhile I opened my inventory screen, the crippled crashed.

I began to fishy those 500 Enchanted Black Knight Ultra Greatsword +14's weren't truthful enchanting aft all. No large deal, I'd conscionable unfastened my inventory and discard the swords.

But erstwhile I opened my inventory screen, the crippled crashed.

Uh oh.

A connection   indicating that Dark Souls 2 has crashed, with the subordinate    quality  and inventory disposable   behind. Image credit: Rock Paper Shotgun / Bandai Namco

"The clang is based successful the upgrade level of the item," says Dark Souls 2 modder Ethan 'Boblord' Patterson. "DS2 upgrades max astatine +10 but it's stored arsenic a hexadecimal digit, which tin beryllium immoderate fig from 0 to 15."

"The crippled dereferences representation based connected the upgrade level," adds Yui, creator of fashionable Dark Souls and Elden Ring seamless co-op mods. "When an point exceeds the accustomed upgrade limit, it volition entree invalid representation and origin crashes."

It's an aged exploit, dating backmost to 2015. However FromSoftware / Bandai Namco's authoritative effect offered +0 sympathy. If they detected immoderate invalid items, careless of the source, they inactive threatened to "softban" you anyway, condemning your quality to matchmake lone with different convicted hackers. So conscionable don't prime up immoderate cursed swords! Easy, right?

Unfortunately, arsenic I discovered, hackers tin unit invalid items straight into your inventory. "Item injection is an past script," Boblord says. "You tin fundamentally conscionable prime what point you privation them to have, click send, and it's enactment close successful the inventory of an unsuspecting victim... There's nary packet validation."

This halfway vulnerability is baked into the peer-to-peer netcode; your machine volition ever spot immoderate different computers say. This lax cognition to information came to a caput successful 2022 erstwhile FromSoftware was forced to disable multiplayer crossed each Dark Souls games to hole aggregate Remote Code Execution exploits (RCEs), terrible information holes that fto hackers tally immoderate codification (keyloggers, viruses) connected your computer. When they patched these exploits, wherefore didn't they besides hole the remainder of Dark Souls 2?

"I don't cognize why," says Yui, who besides reported an RCE backmost successful 2020. "The vulnerability documents I sent them regarding each of the games covered point injection. For immoderate crushed determination were a fewer well-known exploits that FromSoftware neglected to spot successful Dark Souls 2 specifically."

Blue Acolyte successful  action, validating packets sent from different  subordinate    successful  Dark Souls 2, with a reddish  phantom disposable   lasting  adjacent   a bonfire. Blue Acolyte successful action, validating packets sent from different player. | Image credit: Rock Paper Shotgun / Bandai Namco

Now the assemblage has taken its information into its ain hands; Yui is the creator of Blue Acolyte, a fashionable Dark Souls 2 anti-cheat mod that blocks hacked items and injections and disconnects banned hackers. It besides blocks trendy caller DS2 exploits, similar hackers impersonating the matchmaking server to maltreatment and clang players without adjacent invading. It's indispensable extortion for immoderate player.

... Unfortunately it was excessively precocious for Blue Acolyte to support me. I hadn't been utilizing it, and truthful I was already injected with these cursed swords that crashed my inventory.

I considered finishing Dark Souls 2 without opening my inventory ever again. After all, radical bash Level 1 runs each the clip -- precise skilled diligent people. Hmm. My no-inventory tally lasted astir 2 seconds.

I besides tried to merchantability disconnected the cursed swords, braving a gauntlet of pirates and elephantine spider monkey demons to sojourn Gavlan, the lone NPC who takes items, but helium was gone already. Maybe helium didn't privation to drawback my inventory curse, which would've been devastating for a merchant.

Clearly I couldn't undo this curse with crippled mechanics. I'd person to clasp the darkness.

A two-part operation  changeable  of a gaunt undead quality  successful  rags connected  the near  and a fig  successful  affluent  achromatic  armour contemplating you connected  the right. A hostile Hollow successful Dark Souls 1, and a precise chill Hollow-aligned NPC successful Dark Souls 3. | Image credit: Rock Paper Shotgun / Bandai Namco

In Dark Souls lore, everyone is cursed to suffer their representation and Humanity, to go a zombie-like Hollow. Each decease Hollows you further, but consequences disagree successful each game.

When you dice successful Dark Souls 1, immoderate Hollowing cuts you disconnected from multiplayer features, some affable and hostile. In Dark Souls 2, each Hollowing decreases your maximum health, similar a amusive other punishment for dying. But Dark Souls 3 flips Hollowing into a bonus questline for escaped level-ups, beardown summons, cool-looking armor, and adjacent marriage. By falling successful emotion with failure, you go happier and much almighty than each those alleged "skilled" players. (Dark Souls 3 is the champion one.)

It emphasizes a deeper acquisition of Dark Souls: erstwhile you dice and suffer your unspent acquisition points, it’s really empowering, due to the fact that present you person thing near to lose. Drowning successful a poison swamp, dying to a brag for the 20th time, getting cursed by hundreds of swords -- it's state to unrecorded fully.

To workout my state and alteration into a depraved hacker Hollow, I got a instrumentality called Cheat Engine, beloved by cheaters and anti-cheaters alike.

Someone utilizing Cheat Engine to edit their Dark Souls 2 inventory - a clump  of menus implicit    an in-game surface  of the quality  and their arsenal. Someone utilizing Cheat Engine to edit their Dark Souls 2 inventory, taken from this video. Image credit: Rock Paper Shotgun / Bandai Namco / Senon

"Cheat Engine tin straight modify and messiness with the crippled representation arsenic it's running," Boblord says. "It is simply a precise awesome, precise powerful, and precise unsafe instrumentality that tin bash beauteous overmuch anything."

After loading my Dark Souls 2 save, I opened Boblord's cheat array successful Cheat Engine, attached it to the crippled process, and activated the +14 Crash Protection script. With the curse quarantined, I could yet unfastened my inventory and safely discard the hacked swords.

It must've taken little than a infinitesimal to cleanable my prevention file. It was a spot disappointing.

I had travel each this way, it'd beryllium a shame to halt here. There were truthful galore much cheat scripts to explore: SuperArmor, Unlimited Stamina, Auto Parry, Remove Fog Gates, Teleport to Mytha the Baneful Queen, Restore Humanity, Disable Gravity, Fly...

Then I saw it: the Spawn Item script. It conscionable needed the unholy numbers. Quantity: 500. Infusion 8: Enchanted. Item ID 0050B810: Black Knight Ultra Greatsword. Upgrade Level: +14.

It must've taken my hacker little than a infinitesimal to derail my beingness and plunge maine into the abyss. It would beryllium truthful casual to beryllium similar him, to invade, to inject idiosyncratic else...

But I couldn't. That past pesky anserine pitiful shred of Humanity wouldn't fto maine spell wholly Hollow. I had cured my curse, and that would person to beryllium enough. With regret and relief, I closed and uninstalled Cheat Engine.

So what benignant of idiosyncratic could bash this? I had to find my hacker and inquire him.

A postulation  of images and screengrabs with arrows showing the process   of moving   retired  who idiosyncratic    was hacked by successful  Dark Souls 2. Image credit: Rock Paper Shotgun / Bandai Namco

Other victims besides injected with 500 Black Knight Ultra Greatswords had complained connected Reddit, capable to prohibition my hacker's relationship erstwhile helium bragged astir it all. Fortunately his Counter-Strike aimbot videos were inactive up, and if I zoomed-in I could spot his afloat Steam username listed successful the on-screen termination log. I cross-referenced it with Blue Acolyte's Steam ID blocklist until I recovered a lucifer -- banned astir a week aft helium had hacked me. It was decidedly him. I sent a person petition and we started chatting.

My hacker Fu estimates helium hacked "around 30" radical successful total. "It's casual to larn erstwhile you spot however the codification and worldly works," helium says, "it's astir apt 1 of the astir unstable Souls games."

However, Fu claims he's changed his ways. "I stopped erstwhile I realized I was conscionable ruining the crippled for myself," helium says, "because aft that time erstwhile I played legit, similar 80% of my invasions were disconnects." This makes sense; erstwhile Blue Acolyte detects a banned player, it disconnects. Effective anti-cheat truly does alteration hackers' hearts aft all.

But without his hacking, I wouldn't person stared into the abyss and seen myself. I had to convey Fu, I had to forgive him from the depths of my pathetic ruined withered heart, nary substance however overmuch anguish and despair helium had enactment maine through.

"no occupation lol," helium said.

A Dark Souls 2 quality  going up   against a immense  petrified cave dragon wrapped successful  spiderwebs. Image credit: Rock Paper Shotgun / Bandai Namco

A twelve hours aboriginal successful my Dark Souls 2 run, I defeated The Duke's Dear Freja, a elephantine spider brag possessed by a petrified dragon. Then, with the Duke's key, I recovered a genuine Black Knight Ultra Greatsword. Although it didn't clang my inventory, I didn't person capable Faith to equip it. Oh well.

When I journeyed backmost to the Shaded Ruins to archer Manscorpion Tark I defeated the spider dragon, the NPC was skeptical: "But our maestro ne'er dies, lone changes form..."

Tark gave maine a uncommon Fragrant Branch of Yore to get to a scenic place supra the foggy Shaded Woods wherever I had been hacked agelong ago. There I recovered a unusual glowing object, dissimilar thing other I had seen successful the game. Dark Souls 2 was ever afloat of surprises similar this! I had travel truthful acold and learned truthful much. What reward did I merit aft this epic travel of pain, perseverance, and hardwon wisdom?

When I picked up the item, the popup connection said I was present the fortunate proprietor of 500 Enchanted Black Knight Ultra Greatsword +14's.

A forested country  with a Dark Souls 2 quality  and a connection   revealing that you person  picked up   a frankly unhelpful fig   of swords. Image credit: Rock Paper Shotgun / Bandai Namco

Quotes were edited for magnitude and readability. This is simply a existent story, though each screenshots are Photoshopped recreations.

If you play Dark Souls 2, marque definite you get Yui's Blue Acolyte mod to support yourself.

You tin besides present usage Boblord's caller streamlined DS2 Inventory Cleaner instrumentality to cleanable invalid point injections from your inventory, nary Cheat Engine required.

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